I FIXED MY COMPUTER I AM A GENIUS FUCK YEAH
- 2:47 pm
God dammit I haven’t been able to use my computer for TWO DAYS I AM DYING. It has a virus or something and I’ve been trying to fix it and I wanna cryyyyyyyy
- 11:29 pm
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
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- 12:19 pm
I was making a clay model for class and I actually put a lot of effort into it and was super excited about it and spent lots of money on supplies for it and it fucking collapsed in the oven. Kill me
- 11:18 pm
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
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- 12:13 pm
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
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- 5:09 pm