I was making a clay model for class and I actually put a lot of effort into it and was super excited about it and spent lots of money on supplies for it and it fucking collapsed in the oven. Kill me
- 11:18 pm
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
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- 12:13 pm
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
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- 5:09 pm
LEONARDO DICAPRIO YOU ARE A LEGEND AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND YOU DESERVE THE VERY BEST. YOU’LL GET THEM NEXT TIME, TIGER.
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- 12:16 am
That pizza guy better put this on his resume like “I delivered pizza to a room full of celebrities at the oscars and I didn’t cry or crack under pressure”
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- 12:03 am
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT OSCARS
- 11:51 pm
petition to let ellen degeneres host the academy awards until she runs for office and becomes the next president
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- 11:49 pm